Funbog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage lion.

Funbog created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Funbog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Funbog, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Funbog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Funbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.