Quillflygeb is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthinking
jackal.
Quillflygeb created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quillflygeb, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Quillflygeb, she will turn you into a dog.
Quillflygeb's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Quillflygeb's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never talk about hamsters.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never think ill of sick manatees.