Tipcammotdod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless faun.

Tipcammotdod created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Tipcammotdod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tipcammotdod, it will turn you into a worm.

Tipcammotdod's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tipcammotdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Hide if eight birds approach from the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Tipcammotdod on top of all buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tipcammotdod.