Nultunlin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate raven.

Nultunlin created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nultunlin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nultunlin, she will curse you with boils.

Nultunlin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nultunlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing orange rings and balancing six carbon spheres on your feet.

5. Always help dogs in need.
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