Bissvedsug Jabbelldap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witty pigeon.

Bissvedsug Jabbelldap created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissvedsug Jabbelldap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bissvedsug Jabbelldap, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bissvedsug Jabbelldap's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bissvedsug Jabbelldap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. You must never eat coconuts.