Carnilloop is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident troll.

Carnilloop created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carnilloop, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Carnilloop, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Carnilloop's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Carnilloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Carnilloop loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. You must never eat grapes.