Fubnullfunfod is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, weak skunk.

Fubnullfunfod created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubnullfunfod, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fubnullfunfod, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fubnullfunfod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fubnullfunfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never paint your back yellow.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubnullfunfod.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never play with disobedient children.