Zodtipbut Zenquimlad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, self-confident ant.

Zodtipbut Zenquimlad created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodtipbut Zenquimlad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zodtipbut Zenquimlad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Zodtipbut Zenquimlad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Zodtipbut Zenquimlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

2. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never mark doors with green.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.