Nadvenlip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, able guinea pig.

Nadvenlip created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Nadvenlip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nadvenlip, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nadvenlip's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nadvenlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the east.