Nadvenlip is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, able
guinea pig.
Nadvenlip created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.
If you believe in
Nadvenlip, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Nadvenlip, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Nadvenlip's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Nadvenlip's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never write about comets.
4. Never mention horses.
5. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the east.