Jancambet is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent squid.

Jancambet created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jancambet, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jancambet, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Jancambet's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Jancambet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black snakes for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near moths while wearing blue kilts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your face.

5. Do not covet oxen.