Cumnakgubflow is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered snake.

Cumnakgubflow created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumnakgubflow, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cumnakgubflow, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cumnakgubflow's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cumnakgubflow's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cumnakgubflow first in all things.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Do not wear boots marked with yellow.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.