Boghombog is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, effective zebra.

Boghombog created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Boghombog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Boghombog, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Boghombog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Boghombog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.