Ratnulljarn is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, kind warg.

Ratnulljarn created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratnulljarn, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ratnulljarn, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ratnulljarn's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Ratnulljarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six cats approach from the north.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about dark matter near ducks while wearing turquoise stockings.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Worship no other gods but Ratnulljarn.