Fatnatmid Saghamvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring monkey.

Fatnatmid Saghamvonk created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fatnatmid Saghamvonk, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fatnatmid Saghamvonk, he will strike you with lightening.

Fatnatmid Saghamvonk's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fatnatmid Saghamvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

3. Hide from magenta otters for they are unholy.

4. Never sprint in the presence of goats.

5. Always take life seriously.