Stikkop Nutgofyim Bedjipmot is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, egotistical bird.

Stikkop Nutgofyim Bedjipmot created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikkop Nutgofyim Bedjipmot, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stikkop Nutgofyim Bedjipmot, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Stikkop Nutgofyim Bedjipmot's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Stikkop Nutgofyim Bedjipmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide if six ducks approach from the north.

5. Always wear yellow.
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