Himgidjip is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, almighty
lion.
Himgidjip created an atom four years ago.
If you believe in
Himgidjip, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Himgidjip, she will be very sad.
Himgidjip's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Himgidjip's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Himgidjip on top of all buildings.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not take Himgidjip's name in vain.
5. Never think about moons.