Didgidhud is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, wise rat.

Didgidhud created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didgidhud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Didgidhud, he will destroy your home solar system.

Didgidhud's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Didgidhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never jump near moths.

5. You must love Didgidhud.