Nuttlikmip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful pig.

Nuttlikmip created water two years ago.

If you believe in Nuttlikmip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuttlikmip, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nuttlikmip's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nuttlikmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nuttlikmip's name in vain.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nuttlikmip on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.