Sislogdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, moody jackal.

Sislogdiss created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sislogdiss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sislogdiss, she will not invite you to parties.

Sislogdiss' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sislogdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Run away from black snails, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.