Rawflapflan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless dove.

Rawflapflan created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rawflapflan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rawflapflan, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rawflapflan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Rawflapflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at asteroids.