Fligwegdan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, contented aardvark.

Fligwegdan created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fligwegdan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligwegdan, it will think nothing of it.

Fligwegdan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fligwegdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

3. Never wear blue hats on sacred days.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never play with disobedient children.