Bastbagdub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet bird.

Bastbagdub created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastbagdub, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bastbagdub, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bastbagdub's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bastbagdub's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about stars.