Rotarfcap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, prudent donkey.

Rotarfcap created light four years ago.

If you believe in Rotarfcap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rotarfcap, it will make you grow a tail.

Rotarfcap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rotarfcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

2. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

3. Never feed grapes to turtles while wearing gray shirts.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Do not name children after ants.