Bastbagdub is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet
bird.
Bastbagdub created humankind four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bastbagdub, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Bastbagdub, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Bastbagdub's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Bastbagdub's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never write about stars.