Rullgetpag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured dragon.

Rullgetpag created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Rullgetpag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rullgetpag, it will turn you into a goat.

Rullgetpag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rullgetpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Worship no other gods but Rullgetpag.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.