Besttifpig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, happy mink.

Besttifpig created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Besttifpig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Besttifpig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Besttifpig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Besttifpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink alcohol.