Dittarbess is a god.
She takes the form of a small, generous
wombat.
Dittarbess created life three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dittarbess, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Dittarbess, she will come to you in dreams.
Dittarbess' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Dittarbess' Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never write about photosynthesis.
3. Do not eat melons.
4. Learn nine new languages a year.
5. Always take life seriously.