Sugtettizan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust raven.

Sugtettizan created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugtettizan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sugtettizan, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sugtettizan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sugtettizan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.