Gepgeprat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring dingo.

Gepgeprat created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgeprat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gepgeprat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gepgeprat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gepgeprat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Gepgeprat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never think about chromosomes.