Gunontdidwodgov is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered dolphin.

Gunontdidwodgov created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunontdidwodgov, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gunontdidwodgov, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gunontdidwodgov's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gunontdidwodgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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