Himrillnut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud jackal.

Himrillnut created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himrillnut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Himrillnut, he will curse you with boils.

Himrillnut's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Himrillnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near seals while wearing fawn shirts.

2. Always obey Himrillnut's priests.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.