Bummidjip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, contented cow.

Bummidjip created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Bummidjip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bummidjip, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bummidjip's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bummidjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must pray to Bummidjip five times a day.

5. Put Bummidjip first in all things.