Lablinsan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable wolf.

Lablinsan created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lablinsan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lablinsan, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lablinsan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Lablinsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never bounce in the presence of frogs.