Tofrotyam is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, charitable meerkat.

Tofrotyam created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofrotyam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tofrotyam, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tofrotyam's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tofrotyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Tofrotyam loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Hide from gray horses for they are unholy.