Ciphotbog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud yak.

Ciphotbog created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ciphotbog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ciphotbog, he will destroy your home solar system.

Ciphotbog's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ciphotbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about dark energy near tapirs while wearing magenta coats.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Ciphotbog loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ciphotbog.
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