Popcammit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise crane.

Popcammit created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Popcammit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Popcammit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Popcammit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Popcammit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.