Pomfemkap is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing
wyrm.
Pomfemkap created humankind two years ago.
If you believe in
Pomfemkap, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Pomfemkap, it will laugh at you.
Pomfemkap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Pomfemkap's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Erect three zinc sculptures of Pomfemkap on top of important buildings.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.