Vidfen is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, resourceful centipede.

Vidfen created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidfen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vidfen, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vidfen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Vidfen's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Vidfen on top of important buildings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.