Ragfunflat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest chinchilla.

Ragfunflat created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfunflat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ragfunflat, he will turn you into a frog.

Ragfunflat's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Ragfunflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ragfunflat's priests.

2. Never feed lots of corn to rats while wearing magenta rings.

3. Run away if four cats approach from the west.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must pray to Ragfunflat six times a day.