Teenlogloptomtenwotlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair dragon.

Teenlogloptomtenwotlarn created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenlogloptomtenwotlarn, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Teenlogloptomtenwotlarn, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Teenlogloptomtenwotlarn's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Teenlogloptomtenwotlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Fast once a month.