Genratcit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, clever spider.

Genratcit created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genratcit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Genratcit, it will come to you in dreams.

Genratcit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Genratcit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help horses.

3. Genratcit loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.