Bonjinwee is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witless wasp.

Bonjinwee created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonjinwee, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bonjinwee, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bonjinwee's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bonjinwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of spinach to aardvarks while wearing turquoise trousers.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.