Dit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless horse.

Dit created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dit's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five iron sculptures of Dit on top of important buildings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Never look in ponds.