Pakdudbad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciful swallow.

Pakdudbad created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Pakdudbad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pakdudbad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Pakdudbad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Pakdudbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of snakes.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Always take life seriously.