Fudmisdit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonourable aardvark.

Fudmisdit created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudmisdit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fudmisdit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fudmisdit's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fudmisdit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Fudmisdit loves otters, so they must be respected.