Tailstiplip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome seal.

Tailstiplip created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailstiplip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tailstiplip, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tailstiplip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tailstiplip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Tailstiplip loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about moons.