Wegmipgunbumnurlfabort is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthoughtful faun.

Wegmipgunbumnurlfabort created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Wegmipgunbumnurlfabort, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wegmipgunbumnurlfabort, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wegmipgunbumnurlfabort's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wegmipgunbumnurlfabort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Hide if three sharks approach from the west.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never sit near great tits.