Pomniglun is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, staggering zebra.

Pomniglun created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomniglun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomniglun, it will not care at all.

Pomniglun's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pomniglun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Never paint your arms yellow.