Hugflisont is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, clever troll.

Hugflisont created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugflisont, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hugflisont, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hugflisont's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Hugflisont's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near mites while wearing violet boots and balancing eight lead spheres on your face.

2. Always help badgers in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.