Jadranpag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, competent meerkat.

Jadranpag created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Jadranpag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jadranpag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jadranpag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Jadranpag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Put Jadranpag first in all things.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.