Flapflaggat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, clever capybara.

Flapflaggat created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapflaggat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flapflaggat, he will boil you in a big pot.

Flapflaggat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flapflaggat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Hide from green shrews for they are unholy.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Flapflaggat on top of all buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flapflaggat.

5. Never eat green fruit.