Yimcidbut is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless human.

Yimcidbut created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimcidbut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimcidbut, he will refuse to believe in you.

Yimcidbut's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yimcidbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to manatees while wearing blue rings.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Put Yimcidbut first in all things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.