Fotfossjig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, prudent hedgehog.

Fotfossjig created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fotfossjig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotfossjig, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fotfossjig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fotfossjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help otters.

5. Fotfossjig loves pigs, so they must be honoured.