Padxucrap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, effective tortoise.

Padxucrap created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padxucrap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Padxucrap, she will turn you into a goat.

Padxucrap's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Padxucrap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Padxucrap.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.