Fodcabyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing dog.

Fodcabyarl created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodcabyarl, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodcabyarl, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fodcabyarl's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fodcabyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Retreat if seven whales approach from the north.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.