Quillbodcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unfair gerbil.

Quillbodcuss created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbodcuss, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quillbodcuss, it will turn you into a rat.

Quillbodcuss' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Quillbodcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.