Sabluntip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, self-assured chinchilla.

Sabluntip created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabluntip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sabluntip, he will refuse to believe in you.

Sabluntip's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sabluntip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Sabluntip on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not keep seven horses in a large pit.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not chop down trees.