Saklikquilloopyimhig Hunwodzak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating elephant.

Saklikquilloopyimhig Hunwodzak created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Saklikquilloopyimhig Hunwodzak, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Saklikquilloopyimhig Hunwodzak, he will turn you into a hamster.

Saklikquilloopyimhig Hunwodzak's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Saklikquilloopyimhig Hunwodzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not leap in public.